Jackie Mason vs. The Jews for Jesus

December 5, 2006 at 11:01 pm (Unzipped Thoughts)


Jackie, the son and grandson of Orthodox Rabbis, settled a law suit , for an apology from these self hating anti-semitics. They used his likeness in their propaganda. As he said in the press conference that followed his arduous ordeal, [and I paraphrase] “There is no such thing as a ‘Jew for Jesus’ There may be ‘Former Jews for Jesus’ and there may be ‘Future Jews for Jesus’, but by definition, a JEW isn’t for Jesus”. Check your Mythology; It’s more than likely that Jews killed Jesus, not the Russian soldiers.

Most Jews would gladly take a carpentry-kit to him again [in the *unlikely* chance that he came back]. There is no love lost on either side. Yes Virginia, there is no Santa Claus and there are no ‘Jews for Jesus’.

That said, I contend that there are Mormons for Mohammad, Baptists For Buddha, Episcopalians for Elvis and Catholics For Catnip.

I can say that and if I don’t use your likeness, you can’t sue me. But you can bite me.

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