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Had Putz, Have Wang, Won’t Travel

May 7, 2007 at 7:50 pm (Baseball, Fantasy Baseball)

Earlier this year the Sea Otters, Amerika’s [I’m back to spelling it with a k, given that even though the Democrats have taken back the House and the Senate, this illegal, immoral war in Iraq continues] team in my Fantasy League, had Seattle Mariner’s reliever J.J. Putz. I remembered that when I picked up Yankee starter Wang, earlier today. These are some great baseball names. Makes me wonder whether or not I overestimated the talents of Rocco Baldelli [still an Otter, after the league voided my trade] because of his name. He and David Wright have sucked out loud of late. I may just pull the trigger and pick up Hank Blalock and Elijah Dukes to replace them both. In keeping with the spirit of Frank Lane, of course.