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Coincidinks [a Zig Woid]? Unlikely.

November 11, 2007 at 10:53 am (News & Politics)

[From a friend’s, friend’s friend]

I recently came across some information regarding Amerikan-Israeli relations
that I thought was worth sharing. I am not exactly sure what it all means,
but I have learned enough in my life to know that there is no such thing as
coincidences [coincidinks].

The following is just a sampling, with the real kicker at the end.

October 30, 1991:
President Bush (1st one) opened the Madrid Conference, the intended purpose
of which was to strip Israel of its land in exchange for peace with the
Palestinian Arabs.
On that very day, an extremely rare storm formed on the coast of Nova
Scotia, a storm later named “The Perfect Storm” (which the book and movie
were about), and record-setting waves pounded the New England coast causing heavy damage to the President’s home in Kennebunkport, Maine.

August 23, 1992:
The Madrid Conference moved to Washington, D.C. with the same agenda of
attempting to wrest land from a sovereign country. That, of course, would
create a state of homelessness for thousands of Jews.
On that very day, Hurricane Andrews produced an estimated $30 billion in
damage, leaving 180,000 Floridians homeless. It was the worst natural
disaster to ever hit America, at least up to that time.

January 16, 1994:
President Clinton meets with the Syrian President in order to develop a
strategy that would force Israel to give up the Golan Heights.
Less than 24 hours later, a powerful 6.9 earthquake rocks southern
California, leaving countless Americans homeless.

March 1, 1997:
Arafat begins a one-month tour of Amerika and President Clinton publicly
rebukes Israel for not surrendering land for peace.
On the very day that Arafat lands in Amerika, powerful tornadoes devastate
huge sections of the country while ripping across Texas, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Kentucky, and Tennessee. Days later, as Arafat is still
touring, storms hit the Dakotas, causing the worst flooding of the century.
Weeks of storms rage throughout the Midwest until Arafat completes his tour.
The day he leaves the U.S., the storms suddenly begin to settle down, and
end within a few days.

January 21, 1998:
Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu meets with Clinton and is coldly received
as President Clinton and Secretary of State Madeline Albright refuse to
lunch with him.
On that ery day, just hours later, the Monica Lewinski scandal erupts and
will consume the major portion of Clinton’s time for the remainder of his
tenure.

Others include:

The World Trade Center Bombing of 1993, on the day that Secretary Albright
leaves on a trip to visit 8 Arab/Muslim countries to develop a strategy
against Israel.

The Northridge Earthquake in 1994, on the day that President Clinton and
Syrian President Assad demand that Israel turn the Golan Heights over to
Syria.

Ravaging tornadoes hit the Mid-West on the day in 2002 that Bush negotiates
Arafat’s release from Israeli capture.

Hurricane Lili hitting the U.S. the same time in 2002 that Bush refuses to
move the Amerikan Embassy to Jerusalem and refuses to recognize Jerusalem as
the Capital.

But here, gentle and/or gentile readers.

August of 2005 was the month when Sharon expelled the Jews of Gaza from
their homes. Just about 10,000 Jews were made homeless, in accordance with
the demands of the Amerikan President and his Secretary of State. The
operation was being concluded on August 29.
That very day, Amerika was hit by THE WORST natural disaster to have ever
occurred in America. Hurricane Katrina hit the New Orleans area and just
about 500,000 people were made homeless.
10,000 Jews out of a population of 6 million is a percentage of .00167.
500,00 0 Amerikans out of a population of 300 million is a percentage of
.00167.

Like I said, I don’t believe in coincidences. All I can say is that the next
time this government comes down hard on our brethren over there, we all
might want to duck for cover.