Rabbi, Where’s The Ammo?
Not withstanding that “thems put in charge” of doling out spirituality always drop the perverbial ball, I’m guessing the gelt [money, mula, green] to buy the Shul’s artillary didn’t come out of the Reb’s pocket.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/regional/go_ahead_make_my_high_holiday_hLuhUCAbI9z2DATpOzJkIO
So, I gotta ask: If a Bar Mitzvah Boy misses a passage at this Shul, does he risk a warning shot fired into his stomach?
Swine Flu Warning…
Folks,
Medical experts agree. There is no need to panic about the threat of a widespread, deadly ‘swine flu’ pandemic, but proper precautions should be taken:
1) Cough or Sneeze only into the sleeve of a garment (instead of into your hands), and,
2) Frequent hand wash with soap. Always wash hands thoroughly when handling or preparing food.
But if by chance flu symptoms appear do not go to work, and don’t venture out in public, unless the need is extreme, until symptoms abate and your health returns to normal.
And for Heaven’s sake do NOT let symptoms progress to the point where all chance of recovery are lost. In other words, try not to let things go this far before seeking medical treatment:
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Comfortably Zoned with Ralph Zig Tyko 